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I KNOW I HAVE POSTED IN A MINUTE....TO BE MORE MORE ACCURATE 3 MONTHS...JUST DONT HAVE TIME..
Monday, January 19, 2009
10 Annoying things about MEN...
Men are from Mars and Women are from "Earth", I mean Venus, is one of the truest statements I have ever heard....I won't get into great detail of why I'm writing this note but I thought it be fitting....So let's get into it...
10. Come around you looking scrruffy and dusty
Just like you expect women to look good for they man. Keep their hair whipped, body looking good, smelling good, etc. We expect the exact same thing from you. Get ya hair cut/lined/tapered. **Just like Martin hated Pam's beady beads, I hate beady beads all over a mans head..uggghhh** Shave ya beard or mustache. **I hate when them prickling things are stabbing me in the face** ALSO, if ya Hair is smelling like BUTT, that means its time for you to wash it...GROSS!!!! Just b/c you don't have long hair, doesn't mean you don't have to wash it every now and then...
9. Touching/Fixing/Scratching/grabbing your stuff in public
OMG...I absolutely hate when men just walk around and touching/fixing/scratching/grabbing their stuff in public in front of people's faces. If you need to fix yourself, wherever you are, excuse yourself/go to the bathroom and do that crap in private or be discreet about it. Nobody wants to see you fondling ya balls.
8. When men get lost and they don't want to stop and ask for help
Just come to terms with the fact that you got us lost. I don't care how much it hurts your "manly" pride. You got us in this mess but why does a women always have to get YOU out...
7. Keep turning back and forth to the "game" even tho its supposed to be our quality time
If we are supposed to be spending quality time with each other. Ya know, caked up watching a lovey dovey movie, do not keep turning to the game to check the score. It ruins the mood and is annoying. Don't get me wrong, Im not completely opposed to watching sports, but its a certain time and place for it. **NOT DURING CAKING MOMENTS FOOL...
10. Come around you looking scrruffy and dusty
Just like you expect women to look good for they man. Keep their hair whipped, body looking good, smelling good, etc. We expect the exact same thing from you. Get ya hair cut/lined/tapered. **Just like Martin hated Pam's beady beads, I hate beady beads all over a mans head..uggghhh** Shave ya beard or mustache. **I hate when them prickling things are stabbing me in the face** ALSO, if ya Hair is smelling like BUTT, that means its time for you to wash it...GROSS!!!! Just b/c you don't have long hair, doesn't mean you don't have to wash it every now and then...
9. Touching/Fixing/Scratching/grabbing your stuff in public
OMG...I absolutely hate when men just walk around and touching/fixing/scratching/grabbing their stuff in public in front of people's faces. If you need to fix yourself, wherever you are, excuse yourself/go to the bathroom and do that crap in private or be discreet about it. Nobody wants to see you fondling ya balls.
8. When men get lost and they don't want to stop and ask for help
Just come to terms with the fact that you got us lost. I don't care how much it hurts your "manly" pride. You got us in this mess but why does a women always have to get YOU out...
7. Keep turning back and forth to the "game" even tho its supposed to be our quality time
If we are supposed to be spending quality time with each other. Ya know, caked up watching a lovey dovey movie, do not keep turning to the game to check the score. It ruins the mood and is annoying. Don't get me wrong, Im not completely opposed to watching sports, but its a certain time and place for it. **NOT DURING CAKING MOMENTS FOOL...
P.S. And just b/c a game is not on, it doesn't mean that NOTHING is on tv...
6. Leaving the seat up
This is probably the most common and long running annoying quality about a man in the history of "man"kind. It crosses any racial barriers.... So guys, Its pretty simple and self explanatory, pull the dang seat down FOOL.
5. Showing no emotions towards the relationship
Your not a man of steel. You bleed the same blood that we do. Stop acting like you have no emotions at all. Personally, I love a man that can show me an emotional side some time and if that includes crying, so be it. Tell me what you feel and/or think about certain things. Now dont get me wrong, I don't want some fool crying about everything under the sun. lol...but things hurt u too sometime in the relationship. So stop all that TUFF guy stuff.
4. Listening....when you feel like it
What's with the SELECTIVE hearing? So, is their something in your brain that acts as a filter, and only grabs your attention when an interesting words comes up (FOod, sports, etc..)? Or is it just a lack of interest in what the woman species has to say? I know that women can be chatty, expressive creatures that can go on and on about something. But men just have the ability to pick and choose what they want to hear in a conversation
3. Sexual Comments/Jokes/Innuendo
Some sexual jokes/comments can be funny. Whether you are making them or a comedian has made them. But going overboard with making them or laughing at them is jus inappropriate and can leave a woman feeling uneasy. Same thing goes with making these type of jokes with your friends, dont go overboard. It can get disrespectful, distasteful, and childish. Big turnoff!!!!
2. Gay comments
The whole gay thing is so lame, QUESTIONABLE?, and childish. Do you have to make a gay comment about every single thing a man does, especially when you get around your friends. Its like you enjoy getting around ya boys and having a gay love fest. "Ay man u a faggot, ay man u gay, u look like a faggot, etc" Stop with it, its real questionable bruh...
1. Not Being able to do ANYTHING because a Man's Pride
I Swear we are forbidden from doing anything because of a man's pride. **You can't win at anything because that's going to hurt your man's pride** **Can't be too dominate because a man needs to feel like the head of the relationship** ** This one is from SOULFOOD, you can't help your man find a job even if his dumb self lost his, because a MAN needs to find his own**
Please add to the list if you have more, and trust me I know for a fact there's more....
6. Leaving the seat up
This is probably the most common and long running annoying quality about a man in the history of "man"kind. It crosses any racial barriers.... So guys, Its pretty simple and self explanatory, pull the dang seat down FOOL.
5. Showing no emotions towards the relationship
Your not a man of steel. You bleed the same blood that we do. Stop acting like you have no emotions at all. Personally, I love a man that can show me an emotional side some time and if that includes crying, so be it. Tell me what you feel and/or think about certain things. Now dont get me wrong, I don't want some fool crying about everything under the sun. lol...but things hurt u too sometime in the relationship. So stop all that TUFF guy stuff.
4. Listening....when you feel like it
What's with the SELECTIVE hearing? So, is their something in your brain that acts as a filter, and only grabs your attention when an interesting words comes up (FOod, sports, etc..)? Or is it just a lack of interest in what the woman species has to say? I know that women can be chatty, expressive creatures that can go on and on about something. But men just have the ability to pick and choose what they want to hear in a conversation
3. Sexual Comments/Jokes/Innuendo
Some sexual jokes/comments can be funny. Whether you are making them or a comedian has made them. But going overboard with making them or laughing at them is jus inappropriate and can leave a woman feeling uneasy. Same thing goes with making these type of jokes with your friends, dont go overboard. It can get disrespectful, distasteful, and childish. Big turnoff!!!!
2. Gay comments
The whole gay thing is so lame, QUESTIONABLE?, and childish. Do you have to make a gay comment about every single thing a man does, especially when you get around your friends. Its like you enjoy getting around ya boys and having a gay love fest. "Ay man u a faggot, ay man u gay, u look like a faggot, etc" Stop with it, its real questionable bruh...
1. Not Being able to do ANYTHING because a Man's Pride
I Swear we are forbidden from doing anything because of a man's pride. **You can't win at anything because that's going to hurt your man's pride** **Can't be too dominate because a man needs to feel like the head of the relationship** ** This one is from SOULFOOD, you can't help your man find a job even if his dumb self lost his, because a MAN needs to find his own**
Please add to the list if you have more, and trust me I know for a fact there's more....
Friday, January 2, 2009
Nigger Rich
"Don't Get it Twisted"...WTFreak Naw, u don't get it twisted Saigon. You drive 2 benzes that are worth $175,000. Mind u cars depreciate (if u even know's what that means) and you are flashing $20,000 or $30,000 in cash...HeHe..Wow...But what do I see in the background, an apartment complex...WOW...Nigga u live in an apartmnet complex. ROTFLMBO. U are renting property. Nothing that appreciates so your money can make money. U know appreciate..increase in value. This is a prime example of a CLOWN. Sorry, this foolishness just urked me. And on top of that he talked about he doesn't have to stunt or some rambling foolishnes. But ugggh, thats exactly what u are trying to do. But it was a NIGGERISH attempt at it...BOI STOP!!!!
P.S. Oh yea, and if ur living like a king...Well then Im living like an empress..
Daddy's Little Girls
After finishing off yet another highly scripted successful season of Run's House, the girls are getting their own show. Yay!!! Cuz I was definitely getting sick of seeing JOJO pursue his whack music career, russie's extremely chapped lips, run's random sayings, etc...Don't get me wrong I love Run's House, but I think alot of the situations were too scripted for the family. Nonetheless, Im geared up for seeing Angela and Vanessa's new show. They seem so cool and real. Definitely some chicks I cud see myself hanging with. So make sure you catch the season premiere, Monday, Jan. 5 on MTV.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Guess who's bzack....
Sorry, I abandoned my blog for a minute. With the holidays in full affect, things jus got real busy. I wanna wish everybody a Merry Christmas (i know im extra late) and a Happy New Year. My break and holidays were of the chain. I got everything I cud have asked for and Im not talking about material things at all... I was able to spend time with the most important people in my life and had a pretty good New Years Eve party. I was jus happy I didn't spend crazy amounts of money jus to party with a bunch of people I don't even know. Not knocking you if u did, cuz it aint tricking if u got it...lol... But I wish everybody a Happy Holiday and much luv in 09...
P.s. I am so sick of hearing the following sayings...
1. 09 is mine
2. On my grind in 09
3. My new years resolution is...
4. (Fill in other cliche statements)
Niggas if u didnt start making changes in 08, U R NOT GOING TO CHANGE B/C THE CLOCK STRUCK 12. U Cinderella niggas need to get a clue, this thing called life is not a fairy tale. And ur going to be saying the same thing in '10. What's the nxt cliche' statement going to b,,,'10 is the year I win... BOI STOP!!!!
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